Suburban Wino 2: The Wordpress Experiment

From Cramming to Lazing. | September 7, 2011

Reasons why someone would do a very poor job maintaining a blog about wine:
  • Computer broke; blew new computer money on wine.
  • Illitterit.  Ilitteritt.  Illiterat.  Illiterate.
  • Does not like wine; prefers Tahitian Treat.
  • Lack of hands (argument supported by the dearth of Pirate blogs and blogs written by snakes).
  • Stuck in prison.  Pruno tasting-notes becoming tiresome.
  • James Suckling.
  • Got addicted to Franzia “Chillable Red” a while back.  Spends evenings getting swacked on Franzia “Chillable Red”.
  • Other online opus- a Gravy Vlog- is where bread is buttered.
  • Ate a bad clam or something.
Unfortunately, none of these fit my situation.  I did- one time- ogle some gravy vlogs while drinking a cocktail of Tahitian Treat and Chillable Red.
It happened more than once…
Anyway, with my testing situation in complete limbo, I suppose it’s back to writing.  Ridden this “cramming” crutch into the ground.  Back soon.
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